May 2013
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
the kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
sunday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
i love you sex
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
